Sometimes it’s not about selling my handmade crafts. Sometimes it’s about giving myself handjobs and calling the product “arts and crafts.

“I want to find myself as a person, and I’ve enlisted the help of my clone to ai…”

“A brick could replace the cardboard bill on a baseball cap. On a windy day, no …”

“When I’m competing to be on the bottom during sex, I always come out on top.”

“If flip flops were oppressive, I wouldn't wear any. I'd go around showing of my…”