Sometimes looking like you know is better than actually knowing. People respect you, and defer to you, yet you don’t have the burden that comes with heavy knowledge.

“The old me is younger than the me now. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“Be true to who you are as a person. Or, if you’re a politician, be true to who …”

“My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.”

“Good art is like a sexy pair of lips—it has the potential to say so much, but p…”