Sometimes writing is easy. Other times it’s as hard as trying to eat a whole whale, after the whale has just eaten you.

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elde…”

“Sign I wrote on the inside of a brick wall: This is not an exit. This is a wall…”

“I spent about eight hours deep in thought over whether to get divorced. That ma…”

“Death is coming—but hopefully not before old age, decrepitude, and senility.
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