Somewhere, on some sidewalk, is a piece of gum with my shoe’s imprint patterned on it. You must find it and bring it to justice.

“Twitter: Up to the minute details that are minute. I’d like to update and reaff…”

“Did I hear that right? Did someone say ice cream? It’s an odd thing to say in t…”

“If I were the King’s official mapmaker, I’d also be the second largest landhold…”

“I crossed a time zone and I feel younger already. If I keep traveling west, I c…”