Son, if there's on thing I know," and Colin thought about how old people always like to tell you the one thing they know, "it's that there's some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.

“standing in line is a form of oppression”

“Girls think they’re only allowed to wear dresses on formal occasions, but I lik…”

“I pointed at the little kids goading each other to jump from rib cage to should…”

“So much depends upon the transparent G-tube erupting from the gut of the blue-l…”