Sorry. Accident. Couldn't be helped. Auteur: Christopher Moore Copy Quote More from Christopher Moore “They were told what they wanted and they believed it. They can only keep their …” “You can only eat so much white cake.” “I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your …” “Snake eyes!" the croupier said. "Lizard dick!" Coyote shouted back.Thi…”