Spain is 4/5ths pain and 1/5th S. I drank that fifth, and I loved S.

“If you expect others to think for you, then you expect others to live your life…”

“Love will make a man do some funny things, like tightrope walking across a tele…”

“When I saw her naked, my penis went from hash brown to French fry.
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“The glove compartment of my car is empty, but one of these days, I’m going to f…”