Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.

“I think they should combine the Summer and Winter Olympics and call it the Fall…”

“I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’…”

“I called, but the phones were all tied up. And so were the operators who normal…”

“I carry all of my childhood memories in my mind. But maybe that’s not the best …”