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“Two blondes walk into a building.You'd think at least one of them would have se…”

“I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.”

“I belong to the secret six. It's so secret I don't even know the other five.”

“I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this …”