Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs.

“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. No…”

“I've always been one to share things. Particularly things like responsibility a…”

“A brick could be flipped over and turned endlessly. But it still won’t start yo…”

“If I remain silent, the proper response is, “You don’t say.”