Standing in cat litter is not the same as walking on the beach. Trust me, you can’t pee on the beach.

“A brick could be used to help America make money. Trust me, this is smarter tha…”

“The door handle is on the wrong side of the door. It’s on the inside only, only…”

“What I want more than a car that goes from Point A to Point B, is a car that st…”

“He’s a year shorter than me, but he’s a foot younger. I love him like the broth…”