Stop it, Mom, you're making me blush.

“Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom o…”

“Ostentatious, isn't it?”

“Oh, please, please, no!' I begged, jumping to my feet. 'Please tell me you are …”

“Altogether out of control. This can't be the work of just one newborn vampire. …”