Straight people are crazy

“Young love sucked. Old love wasn’t much easier, but at least you had some scar …”

“Okay, you got me. The screenwriter is a vampire. Now go to your own desk and ca…”

“he'd been a cop long enough to know what actual perversion looked like and it s…”

“He gave Evan a glance. “Unless you want to do something else.”“That's a line? S…”