Straight people are crazy

“Screw it -- the house needed cleansing with cock's blood and chanting.”

“New but…good,” Evan said, shaking his head. “A good thing.” Helena caught the l…”

“Got any mood music?”“If you press Play on the stereo you’re going to hear Miley…”

“How are you going to find the right person if you think everyone is just trying…”