Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.

“I am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.”

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex wit…”

“When the lights are about to burn out and start flickering, it’s like I’m blink…”

“To me, love is either a pebble, a rock, or a boulder. Or a grain of sand, if yo…”