Stupidity mixed with arrogance mixed with anger mixed with adrenaline is a deadly combination. Just as deadly as adding fries and a soda and making it a combo meal.

“Suicide pact: I’ll shoot you, and then you’ll shoot me.”

“People who are wealthy and good looking don’t know the joy of working to conque…”

“If my name were Theodore Tiffany, my goal in life would be to meet and marry a …”

“The lawyer said he couldn’t take my case, even though I assured him it was stuf…”