Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top.

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“My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if…”

“A brick could be used as a sex toy. Well, I say sex toy, but the politician str…”

“A brick could be used to replace the brother you never had. Well, it’s only a p…”