Sunburns are so embarrassing that they always make me blush all over.

“I’m not a bicycle. Don’t try to ride me and leave me in the garage. I’m a tread…”

“What I thought was a black hole turned out to be nothing more than a splatter o…”

“Don’t go on a ghost tour, because you won’t see a ghost. Well, you might. Maybe…”

“A brick could be used to illustrate the seriousness of the situation. You’ll kn…”