Sunlight is great in a convertible, but it is not convertible to lemonade or love, and it’s not containable and easily shipped. It’s too bad, because when I moved from the Pacific Northwest, I left my sunny disposition there and accidentally grabbed an overcast attitude.

“I blew the love trumpet until my cheeks were blue. Then I paid 34 bucks for a t…”

“When I go house hunting, I use a rather large gun. You should see me fish for t…”

“If yes is the new no, no is the new maybe, and maybe is the new yes, then my an…”

“I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little le…”