Sure, I pee in the pool. But that’s only because I don’t have a sink big enough to swim in. I fear Ryan Lochte’s career will be in the toilet once he’s done with swimming.

“If your last name were Seldom, I’d use it often.”

“I’m not just a guy’s guy. I also have a mom.”

“Today you win, and tomorrow I’ll steal your trophy.”

“Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crust…”