Sure, I’ll take your pamphlet. I need to fill up my trashcan anyway.

“I’m only 33% patriotic, because I don’t bleed red, white, and blue. I only blee…”

“A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.
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“A brick could be used to instill courage in the cowardly. But training must beg…”

“A brick could be your new best friend. If this appeals to you, it’s probably be…”