Sweet weeping baby Jesus he has a six-pack to beat all six-packs!

“Uh, Darius, I'm thinking that we really need to change clothes before we make a…”

“Oh, please, if its ass is feathered and waterproof, its a duck. Hello, pictures…”

“How can you expect me to believe that?""whether you believe it or not does not …”

“Who knew hitting my head and passing out would be so much fun?”