Sweetie, this is Hell. We invented paperwork.

“Prove it. I'll measure your words against your actions, and from that I will de…”

“WHETHER IT'S A CHILD'S TOY OR A NATION'S OIL, IT'S ALL THE SAME, the Red Rider …”

“If Melissa Miller were an artist, she would have painted the world in vicious s…”

“And oil's not supposed to mix with water. But then someone invented mayonnaise,…”