Swords can’t solve every problem.

“All right, cupcakes. You are about to see the Grand Canyon. Try not to break it…”

“My fatal flaw is hubris.The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?No, se…”

“She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer…”

“She glanced at the minotaur horn in my hands, then back at me. I imagined she w…”