Taxidermy and taxes go together like peanut butter and sodomy. Can somebody get me two slices of bread?

“According to me I have hypochondria. So if I say I suffer from a condition wher…”

“If you rearrange the letters of “love,” you get “ovel.” I don’t know what an ov…”

“I want to grow a Loyalty Beard, to prove my commitment to my favorite shaving c…”

“I care for her about my mom like a Maggie (three Donalds per serving).”