Teach him to call it 'real life' and don't let him ask what he means by 'real'.

“I am conscious of a partly pathological hostility toward what is fashionable.”

“He had not yet learned that sometimes your reward for doing one task well is to…”

“Who are you?'One who has waited long for you to speak.”

“the sweet heavy smell grew very much less. For though the whole fire had not be…”