Tease hair, not homos!

“I was so scared it was all going to be gone by the time I got there. Ninth grad…”

“I give you bitter pills, in a sugar coating. The pills are harmless - the poiso…”

“Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager …”

“It's a spooky thing to be left alone inside an angry innerverse.”