Thanks to my grandpa, I can go to France and not be visiting Germany. He single-handedly won WWII (he only has one hand).

“If it comes all scratched and dented, then no matter what you do, unless you bu…”

“If you ask me to describe what I look like, I’ll simply say, “I look like my cl…”

“I like to fantasize about how far I’ll have come in a year. A year from now, I’…”

“My dad always used to tell me __________________. My dad never told me anything…”