That doesn't sound very reliable to me," said the druid nastily. "How can a book know what day it is? Paper can't count.

“Mr. Tulip lived his life on that thin line most people occupy just before they …”

“Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something.”

“Don’t trust the cannibal just ’cos he’s usin’ a knife and fork!”

“Oh, where are my manners? Do sit down. Pull up a small child.”