That, lad," he said proudly, "was some of the worst poetry I have heard for a long time. It was offensive to the ear and a torrrture to the soul....We'll make a gonnagle out of ye yet!

“Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some t…”

“The female mind is certainly a devious one, my lord." Vetinari looked at his se…”

“Colon thought Carrot was simple. Carrot often struck people as simple. And he w…”

“Mort wandered hopelessly along the winding streets. Anyone hovering at rooftop …”