That night when we made love, she saw a side of me she’d never seen—the left side.

“A blanket could be used to protect your heart from heartbreak. Keep your heart …”

“Television isn’t a substitute for a babysitter, but the microwave is. Mmmm cook…”

“The moment I laid eyes on her I knew she was somebody else, somebody I could lo…”

“A brick could be used to instill patience in a pupil. Not a pupil as in part of…”