That's how we stay young these days: murder and suicide. Auteur: Eugène Ionesco Copy Quote More from Eugène Ionesco “Ever since I was fifteen, that is to say from that moment when I lost all that …” “Englezul şi-n casă goală e ca la curtea regală.” “I'm looking for a monophysite priest to marry our maid.” “MR. SMITH: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. [Silence.]MR. MARTIN: Don't you feel well…”