That's not a religion, that's Pokemon.

“So, if I'm no cheerleader of sports, why write a chapter about it? Sports do ha…”

“Like O'Rielly, we'll grab the most important word of each sentence... 'The' for…”

“Pain is the body's way of telling the brain it's in trouble. Similarly, confusi…”

“Any religion whose messiah’s name isn’t recognized by Microsoft Word can’t be t…”