That’s the best revenge of all: happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good fucking life.

“Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.”

“You can't be beautiful," Brandy says about a thousand times, "until you feel be…”

“Pimple young. Giggling young. Silly young and stupid as me.”

“We went sailing one time, and he wore a Speedo, and any smart woman should know…”