The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?

“I notice your absence. I notice your non presence and reflect on the time you w…”

“I had some emotional issues, so I went to a therapist. And guess what I don’t h…”

“There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wak…”

“If it’s been more than 24 hours, you call the cops and I’ll buy the flowers. I’…”