The all-knowing yesterday is obsolete today.

“I’m so lowbrow that I don’t want to grow a unibrow, but I do want to grow a uni…”

“I’m a Colorado boy at heart, even though my surrounding body is like the landma…”

“I took my shoes for a walk. They’re furry and they bark.”

“My baby nephew is a real ladies man. He doesn't need to pick up women. They pic…”