The average time for lightning to strike and thunder to hit is how long I love. But in which direction?

“Number one on my list of things to do before I die is become immortal. Obviousl…”

“To save the environment—and my childhood memories, I merged a gas station pump …”

“A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But dammit you’re going to have t…”

“A blanket could be used to divide people. All men who oppose me should get on t…”