The basketball team was trailing by three points. I trail by four points—north, south, east, and west. I also trail by covered wagon.

“Two years ago I bought my brother’s slightly used iMac for five hundred bucks. …”

“The best time to complain is right after you’ve come up with a solution to the …”

“The best place to hide gold coins is in a treasure chest filled with those circ…”

“I suffer from tennis elbow. It’s an old masturbating injury from when I was tra…”