The best part about a rear naked choke, is the naked part.

“I boasted that I bested the best, and I did. I beat my clone. In my dream, of c…”

“Dear Miss Hummingbird,
The leaves are turning green now, but not with envy. But…”

“I want a camera shaped like a jail, so I can capture a ghost on film.”

“As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To kno…”