The best part about being a waiter is all that waiting. Use that time wisely. Try making it as an actor.

“Error is to err, as blanket is to blank.
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“If I had a clone, he’d better be my equal, and not my better. Can you imagine h…”

“For just over my price range, I can get something way under my quality expectat…”

“A brick could be used in place of a parachute, and a blanket could be used as a…”