The best part about having children is being able to point at them and proudly proclaim, "Hey, I made those.

“Moral codes are like the ocean. Some people live by them, while others, such as…”

“A brick could be utilized to teach the danger of procrastination. Ignoring the …”

“-My son was 32 when he died.
-Degrees? So he froze to death, huh?”

“Every politician has a promising career. Unfortunately, most of them do not kee…”