The best part about love is it’ll still be around long after I’m dead. That’s also the worst part.

“I knew a woman named Hope once, and boy did she fill me with her first name.”

“We made love like we didn’t, only more so less.”

“I have a protective coating, like a tank. It’s called Love. And when I get you …”

“I floated like driftwood in the ocean. I wasn’t worried about sharks, because m…”