The best part about teamwork, is me collecting all the prize money. Hey, that’s what captains are for, right?

“I’ll insist my competitor is the greatest, so that when I beat him, I won’t be …”

“Fear is healthy. I wish it came in a pill. I'd bottle it up and sell it to litt…”

“If I had a dollar for every time a random woman walked up to me and tried to se…”

“Without an apostrophe, she’ll is just a shell. And I am the turtle inside.”