The best time to complain is right after you’ve come up with a solution to the problem. Pose the questions, present the answers, and then pose nude while the people make statues out of you in veneration.

“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”

“The clouds rolled over the hills like a pack of midgets wearing gray togas some…”

“I want to bring as much love into the world as I can. Where am I bringing it fr…”

“I’m sure I look memorable in my tuxedo, and she looks gorgeous in her wedding g…”