The birds bark my name, and I meow theirs in return. I may be a bit mixed up about life, but not about love. Or maybe I mixed that up.

“She had breasts that sagged to her knees. But that's ok, because when it got co…”

“I’ve lost many things, and many people, but thankfully I haven’t lost my life, …”

“I’m a magician. I can make food appear—and out of my penis, no less.”

“You've got to get up pretty early in the morning to beat me to my rooster costu…”