The book “Little Women,” what, is that about midgets? I freaking love midgets.

“At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I open…”

“When I talk about love, people listen. And when I listen about love, people tal…”

“I’m a model citizen. Mostly I model underwear.”

“The Builders are building with you in mind, dear citizen, so don’t worry your t…”