The Book of Us. I’m writing it. And you’re in it.

“My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to th…”

“I once saw the world’s ugliest baby drown. But then I realized, “That’s not a b…”

“3.5 billion men in the world all share one I love you. That’s why men rarely sa…”

“I’m a fan of Meatloaf. He has a voice like it’s covered in thick gravy. There’s…”