The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.

“I wouldn’t even be the “world’s sexiest man” if the planet were populated entir…”

“I am possibly the world's greatest magician, because I don't just vanish off st…”

“Don’t mock my dress. I’ve got a dance recital after work. You’re invited—but it…”

“I’ll give you a treat to get in your cage. I’m rewarding you for punishing you.…”