The bullpen in a baseball park is the best place for matador training.

“A brick could be used to silence your critics. Think of it like a really thick …”

“It is with great sadness that I blow my nose.”

“I just got a new windshield. Slowly I’m going to replace my way to a new car. I…”

“I just realized my lips are inside out. They should be turned inwards, because …”