The chimes were clinging in the wind. Or were they clanging, and clinging to hope?

“I’m going to change the world, and all for under $14.95. I’m not going to chang…”

“I bought a zoo, which is funny, because I own the very place that should own me.”

“A brick could be used to decorate a house. And not just one brick, thousands co…”

“Kindly remove your shoes from my bullshit.”