The clouds blanketed the city, and the rain sounded like bricks hitting the roof. I hope my cat’s not still sleeping up there.


“I wish somebody would combine tasers and dildos, and test the devices out on al…”

“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”

“On Knowledge: You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know…”

“A one-winged bird does not fly south for the winter. It flies south, west, nort…”